- Mood:
Defeated - Listening to: The fan humping the ceiling.
- Reading: My families history
- Watching: My eyes cover with film o_O
- Playing: Vanguard!
- Eating: Nothing....
- Drinking: Saliva.. on the keyboard
I blame Miranda, but none the less, I am awake at this... the butt crack of dawn. (Her dog just laughed at me) (nevermind, he just wanted me to turn the tv off.) Anyway, yeah. I'm tired. But i don't have to work tomorrow!......Today. Whoo!!!! It's 4:49, and my brains falling through my nose holes like wet ramen noodles! Noes! My legs are also cramped, so when I got up to turn off the t.v. I walked like the first demon seen on Silent Hill, the movie. If you haven't seen it, then I just lit your anus on fire.
One button releases the hounds... and the other supplies all of Springfield with cheese balls. I talked German and totally don't know how to talk german. I also talked half scottish and half etheopian a little while ago. I'm...so tired. Mexican beans are bubbling in my belly, I think they've sprouted. Miranda's asleep.. that filthy..thing. I could sleep too, but I'm letting Maxi-laxitives sleep on my bed, cuz he's been up all night and needs to get his sleep. *YAWNS*
Well................................I'll sleep when Mark gets out of the bathroom. I don't want him to steal my pretsles. It's weird but when I talk I sound normal, but writing it all comes out drunk-like.
Okay... okay this is going to be funny.
Mirandas asleep right? Well...*snort chortles* ..I'm on paintshop and I drew a giant smiling penis...*snicker snort*...and I'm going to make it her background. HAHAHA The screams. Then again she might not notice. heheheeheheh
Anyway...I better do that before I drool anymore on the keyboard.
Whoodle whoo!
*lays in saliva puddle*